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Apiaries:
You'll probably be busy, but not very popular. Find some honey to
pollinate and kick back for the weekend.
Taurist:
You will meet a stranger on a bus, and they will take you to a place
you've never seen. Be sure to wash your hands frequently.
Gremlini:
July offers you plenty of troublemaking,
but it's all in good fun. Stay away from water and be sure to stay clear
of little old salesmen.
Canker:
Stop being a sorehead and toughen up. This month will be no better than
the last, but be sure to share your little problem with everyone you meet.
Hippocampus:
Don't be so emotional. Just because everything looks grey and you're
feeling confined, don't let the stress give you a stroke. Take it easy,
and remember...
Libido:
Hang on. In the coming month your drive is sure to turn up. And no sense
hiding it from anyone - no one cares.
Viagro:
Good for you! You're finally up and
coming after a long time with your head down. But |
be warned, things can peter out
just as quickly as they came.
Lira:
There is a small amount of money with your name on it. No sense sharing it
though, because you're just so greedy.
Serpico:
You will detect much sinister activity in your workplace. Just ignore it.
Sagisaurus:
You may as well go back to bed and fossilize. There's not much to see or
do in your life for this, or any month soon.
Carpaccio:
You will feel a bit raw in the first weeks, but this will be replaced by
gaminess as the dog days set in. If you're lucky, you'll find yourself at
a restaurant, in the company of others.
Aquaman:
Your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing - but we do.
Stop doing that right now, Jeremy!
Fishies:
Beware of men with big rods and tall stories. They'll have something
that'll get to you hook, line and sinker.
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